Awake! awake! all ye teens!

Yet another stupid, stupid, goddamned blatantly STUPID company has come up with a product designed to punish the young. Goto this site and click the 'contact us' button. Write a thoughtful letter criticsing their product, but don't flame or email more than once.

There are more of us. Don't fuck with a bird-loving gamer who has a blog. Or else.